The Schiavo Saga is Over

Has anyone else noticed that Republicans are for states’ rights, except for when they disagree with a state’s decision?

Terri Schiavo has died. Somewhere, Republicans are blaming northeastern liberals.

Rest in peace, Terri. The glare of those cameras is finally out of your face.

Jerry Falwell

The Rev. Jerry Falwell is hospitalized in critical condition, battling his second case of viral pneumonia in just five weeks. The man is 71 years old.

Personally, I blame the Jews. And homosexuals.